Me

This is what I do…

In a mall full of people. Sitting on tumblr. I’m around people so that means I’m socializing right?



(Source: sleepisneeded)



Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

(Source: islandofskye)


Via My Life as a Teenage Robert


deathsy:

tessaviolet:

lionversusbear:

zoobunny:

megsandjules:

fuckyeah1990s:

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

dead.

peed myself

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY 

ROCKING UNDER THE SEA

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY

crying

(Source: tdrloid / TDRloid)


Via Hatti Rex



What did you think of the movie adaptation?

  • Harry Potter/Twilight/Hunger Games Fans: They cut out a few parts, but we'll live.
  • Percy Jackson/Inheritance Cycle Fans: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
  • Avatar fans: THERE WAS NEVER A MOVIE, GET IT? NEVER!!
Via Allons-y, Mr.Potter.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
  • Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
  • Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
  • Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Via Liam Dryden

lupinesque:

demetri martin is actually the best person


Via FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD


(Source: kentamine)



ashboob:

manosukestoned420:

i came back online just to check my dash and this is the first thing i saw im so frickin done

oh my gawd I’m crying.

(Source: bhelliom)


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